suspend:

the only thing that i can turn on is my laptop

(via sa-ti-re)

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via awkwardthuggin)

  • Me: I won't get jealous
  • Me: Who's this fucking whore
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BRUH

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AND WHY DO I KEEP SAYING IT?? MY MOM TOLD ME TO CLEAN MY ROOM TODAY AND I LOOKED HER STRAIGHT IN THE EYE AND SAID “BRUH” (via isnowfairy)

(via sad-mermaid)

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